I Wasn't As Nervous As I Thought

My Sister Sometimes Does A Todd Barry Tribute Act.

I Like Pens. My Writing Is So Amazing There's Never A Need To Erase

I Do Not Like Sports, Unless You Consider Treating All Humankind With Love And Respect A Sport.

Only Lately, Like Within The Last Few Years, Have I Had People Actually Do An Impression Of Me To Me, Which Weirds Me Out To Think Of What They Have Picked Up On, Without Ever Realizing It Myself

People Don't Understand That That's Really What It Is. They're Looking For A Magic Phone Number Or Something. And To A Certain Extent, I Understand That, Because Comedy Is Treated So Much As A Stepping Stone By A Lot Of People.