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I Think Americans Have Become A - Much More A Nation Of Consumers Than Citizens.

Ed Simmons And I Became Stars In The Emerging Medium Of Television. We Were New And Fresh, Just Like Tv At The Time, So We Automatically Became 'the' Comedy Writers For Television.

Success Is How You Collect Your Minutes.

You Know, You Throw Rocks In The Lake And Scientists Will Tell You You're Raising The Level Of The Lake, But All You Get To See Is The Ripple.

That's A Very Hard Thing To Help The Establishment Know. We're Still An Establishment That Thinks The Average Mentality Is Something Like 13 Years Of Age, That Never Forgot H.l. Mencken's Notion That Nobody Lost Money Underestimating The Intelligence Of The American People. That's The Horseshit The Establishment Has Always Lived With.