Success Is How You Collect Your Minutes.

I Think What's Dangerous Is 24 Hours A Day, 335 Channels, Or Whatever The Hell There Is. Too Much Is Too Much.

Originally, With All The Shows, We Went Looking For Belly Laughs.

Archie Bunker Used To Call Me 'the Laziest White Kid He'd Ever Met.'

It Crossed Our Minds Early On That The More An Audience Cared - We Were Working Before, On Average, 240, Live People. If You Could Get Them Caring - The More They Cared, The Harder They Laughed.

I Think America, Unfortunately, Collectively Thinks Of Itself As The 'chosen People.' To My Knowledge, There Are No Chosen People, We Are All Human Beings.