I Was The Freak Who Moved Into

I'm A Moron Because I Don't Want To Lie In A Gutter Puking Over Myself... Yeah Right

I Can't Think Of Anything That People Probably Wouldn't Already Have Heard Of.

I Am A Vegan Out Of My Love And Respect For Animals, As Well As Respect For Myself.

One Time I Was Singing Along With A Boy That Looked Like Me In The Crowd And He Pushed Away The Mic And Started Making Out With Me And Accidently Bit My Lip And I Had To Get Stitches.

The People Who Send Us Fan Mail Written In Blood Say The Nicest Things, So It Doesn't Freak Us Out Too Much.