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It's Nice To Be In A Place Where I Can Be A Little More Selective, And To Be Sought Out For Ideas That I Have.

I Think People Don't Understand That Comedy Is An Outlet For Me. Comedy Allows Me To Get Outside Of Myself, And Exercise This Thing That Is Still Kind Of Scary To Me.

James Caan Told Me At The End Of Filming 'elf' That He Had Been Waiting Through The Whole Film For Me To Be Funny - And I Never Was.

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When I Was Ten, I Wrote An Essay On What I Would Be When I Grew Up And Said I Would Be A Professional Soccer Player And A Comedian In Off Season.