I Was Raised On Nbc Television.

Once Upon A Time, Something Happened, And It Was Better Than Something Not Happening. The End.

It's So Difficult To Write Good Music. It's Also Really Difficult To Think About How To Do It Without Violating The Sanctity Of The Fourth Wall.

I Walk With God, And He Protects Me. That May Very Well Be True. I Don't Mean To Make That Sound Like A Joke, In Case He Is In Charge.

Good Writers Hate Bad Writing But Hating Bad Writing Doesn’t Make You Good. Writing Badly Does.

I Always Try To Use My Medium, And If I Get Into A Normal Sitcom-writing Contest With Normal Sitcom Writers, I'm Going To Lose.