I Was Not An Easy Kid.

Some People Are Cool With The Fact That Their Bodies Bear Witness To This Great Thing They Produced, Their Children, And I Understand That. But On A Personal Level, It Makes Me Feel Better That My Breasts Are Not Down To My Knees When I'm Undressed In Front Of My Husband.

I Had Four C-sections And My Stomach Looked Like The Map Of The World. My Breasts Were Hanging Down To Here From Breastfeeding Those Babies, And My Nipples Were Like Platters. I Wanted To Fit Into The Gowns That I Finally Got To Wear.

We Only Work Four Days A Week, We Only Work Three Weeks Out Of The Month, And We Get Four Months Off For The Summer. So There's Plenty Of Time For Me To Spend With The Kids.

My Mother-in-law Was With Me During All Four Of My Births And When She Was Sitting Next To Me Holding My Hand During The Cesareans, Well, I Craved That.

But I Think Boys Ultimately Are Easier Than Girls.