But I Think Boys Ultimately Are Easier

I Spend As Much Time With My Kids As Any Mom Who Stays Home. I Only Work During The Hours They're At School, But There Is Always The Sense Of Trying To Catch Up With All Their Stuff And Not Only Organize My Work Life But Also Their School Lives

I Had Four C-sections And My Stomach Looked Like The Map Of The World. My Breasts Were Hanging Down To Here From Breastfeeding Those Babies, And My Nipples Were Like Platters. I Wanted To Fit Into The Gowns That I Finally Got To Wear.

As A Child, I Would Put On Shows In My Neighborhood With Friends And Perform Barbra Streisand Songs For My Classmates.

I Don't Remember My Mother Ever Playing With Me. And She Was A Perfectly Good Mother. But She Had To Do The Laundry And Clean The House And Do The Grocery Shopping.

A Woman Experiencing An Unplanned Pregnancy Also Deserves To Experience Unplanned Joy.