As A Child, I Would Put On

As A Child, I Would Put On Shows In My Neighborhood With Friends And Perform Barbra Streisand Songs For My Classmates.

I Don't Remember My Mother Ever Playing With Me. And She Was A Perfectly Good Mother. But She Had To Do The Laundry And Clean The House And Do The Grocery Shopping.

I Think Raymond Is Very Honest About Human Relationships.

I've Learned To Look Like I'm Listening To Long Confusing Plots Of Cartoons And Comic Books When I'm Actually Sound Asleep Or Making Grocery Shopping Lists In My Head.

Boys Wear Their Hearts On Their Sleeves. Even When They're Trying To Pull One Over On You They're So Transparent. Like Men.