I Was Just Reading About The New

With This Face, I Need All The Deals I Can Get.

What I Love About Jewelry Is You Can Change It For Something Else Without Surgery.

She's So Fat, She's My Two Best Friends.

Oprah Winfrey Is So Powerful That She Had The Rapture Postponed Until After Her Final Show Airs.

I Think Anyone Who's Perfectly Happy Isn't Particularly Funny. And When You're Very, Very Happy, You're Not Very Funny. You're Just Happy. I'd Rather Be Damaged And Funny.