I Was Ill, And Everyone Could See

People Say You Have To Hit Rock Bottom, And, I Can Tell You, Almost Dying Is As Rock Bottom As It Gets.

Robert Redford Used To Be Such A Handsome Man And Now Look At Him: Everything Has Dropped, Expanded And Turned A Funny Color.

I'd Have To Be Superman To Do Some Of The Things I'm Supposed To Have Done, I've Been At Six Different Places At Six Different Times.

I've Stopped Drinking, But Only While I'm Asleep.

I Always Wanted More - More Of Everything.