I Was Driving My Car, I Crashed

One Can Have Great Concern For The People Of Ethiopia, But It's Another Thing To Inflict Daily Torture On The People Of England.

All Human Activity Is Fruitless When Pitted Against The Girls And Boys Singing On Pop Television, For They Have Found The Answer As The Rest Of Us Search For The Question. I Will Sing, Too. If Not, I Will Have To Die.

I'm Dramatically Underexposed. I Demand More Attention!

What's The First Thing I Do When I Wake Up In The Morning? Wish I Hadn't.

I Was Quite Advanced When I Was At School, And When I Left School It Seemed That All These Really Oafish Clods From School Were Making Tremendous Progress And Had Wonderfully Large Cars And Lots Of Money, And I Seemed To Be Constantly Waiting For A Bus That Never Came.