I Avoid People Who I Actually Like.

That's Why I Do This Music Business Thing, It's Communication With People Without Having The Extreme Inconvenience Of Actually Phoning Anybody Up.

If Met Vic Reeves, I'd Have No Desire Other Than To Smack Him In The Face.

I Am Unable To Watch The Olympics Due To The Blustering Jingoism That Drenches The Event. Has England Ever Been Quite So Foul With Patriotism? The 'dazzling Royals' Have, Quite Naturally, Hi-jacked The Olympics For Their Own Empirical Needs, And No Oppositional Voice Is Allowed In The Free Press.

Animals Are Nicer Than Humans And They're Conscious Beings. If You Stick Your Grandmother In An Oven, She Will Probably Be Tasty. But Is That Any Reason To Eat Your Grandmother?

I Can Get Incredibly Erotic About Blotting Paper.