I Was Diagnosed A Number Of Years

I've Decided That Perhaps I'm Bulimic And Just Keep Forgetting To Purge.

I Used To Work At The International House Of Pancakes. It Was A Dream, And I Made It Happen.

President Obama Could Keep A Big Map With Push Pins On It To Keep Track Of How Many Countries Hate Us, And When We Get Down To Only Half, Let's Have A Ball. I'll Blow Up The Balloons Myself.

The Truth Is Libraries Are Raucous Clubhouses For Free Speech, Controversy And Community.

My Problem, I Try To Teach My Kids To Eat Healthy Food. But You Get A Cantaloupe, And You Don't Know When It's Going To Come Of Age. You Have No Idea - That Period Between When It's Like, Hard As A Rock To When It's Smushy Inside, Is About Ten Minutes.