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For Five Hundred Dollars, I'll Name A Subatomic Particle After You. Some Of My Satisfied Customers Include Arthur C. Quark And George Meson.

Failure Is A Resource That Can Be Managed.

I Was Surprised To Learn That Doing Household Chores Qualifies As Romantic For Most Of You [women]. That's Exactly Why You Should Never Hire A Butler If You Strike It Rich - The Minute That Jeeves Starts Unloading The Dishwasher Without Being Asked, Your Wife Is Going To Start Humping His Leg.

Continuing To Believe The Same Thing, Even In The Face Of New Evidence To The Contrary, Is The Definition Of Insanity - Except In Politics Where It's Called Leadership.

Reporters Are Faced With The Daily Choice Of Painstakingly Researching Stories Or Writing Whatever People Tell Them. Both Approaches Pay The Same.