Most Success Springs From An Obstacle Or

In Less Enlightened Times, The Best Way To Impress Women Was To Own A Hot Car. But Women Wised Up And Realized It Was Better To Buy Their Own Hot Cars So They Wouldn't Have To Ride Around With Jerks.

I Hated My Work. It Never Seemed To Me To Be What I Should Be Doing.

I Have Infinite Capacity To Do More Work As Long As You Don't Mind That My Quality Approaches Zero.

Free Will Is An Illusion. People Always Choose The Perceived Path Of Greatest Pleasure.

You Probably Think Stephen Hawking Is In That Wheelchair Because Of A Motor Neuron Disease. But If You Got As Much Barely-legal Student Poontang As The Hawkster, You'd Be In A Wheelchair Too.