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One Of The Greatest Of Poets, Coleridge Was One Of The Wisest Of Men, And It Was Not For Nothing That He Read Us This Parable. Let Us Have A Little Less Of "hands Across The Sea," And A Little More Of That Elemental Distrust That Is The Security Of Nations. War Loves To Come Like A Thief In The Night; Professions Of Eternal Amity Provide The Night.

Bacchus, N.: A Convenient Deity Invented By The Ancients As An Excuse For Getting Drunk.

Absurdity, N.: A Statement Or Belief Manifestly Inconsistent With One's Own Opinion.

Noise: A Stench In The Ear.

Opportunity: A Favorable Occasion For Grasping A Disappointment.