Politician, N. An Eel In The Fundamental

Wheat, N. A Cereal From Which A Tolerably Good Whisky Can Be Made; . . . Also For Bread. The French Are Said To Eat More Bread "per Capita" Of Population Than Any Other People, Which Is Natural, For Only They Know How To Make The Stuff Palatable.

Monkey, N. An Arboreal Animal Which Makes Itself At Home In Genealogical Trees.

Achievement; The Death Of Endeavor And The Birth Of Disgust.

Liar, N. One Who Tells An Unpleasant Truth.

Genius - To Know Without Having Learned; To Draw Just Conclusions From Unknown Premises; To Discern The Soul Of Things.