I Was Born Into Big Celebrity. It

As We All Know, There Is No Underwear In Space.

I'm Fond Of Kissing. It's Part Of My Job. God Sent Me Down To Kiss A Lot Of People.

My Father Just Got Out Of The Betty Ford Clinic. He's In His 60s, And This Was The First Time He Ever Did Anything Like That.

Sex Was For Men. Marriage, Like Lifeboats, Was For Women And Children.

My Mother's Career Was Over At 40 But She Was Still Trying To Be Everyone's Buddy, Always Smiling For The Cameras.