I Don't Really Understand It - Marriage.

Oh! This'll Impress You - I'm Actually In The Abnormal Psychology Textbook. Obviously My Family Is So Proud. Keep In Mind Though, I'm A Pez Dispenser And I'm In The Abnormal Psychology Textbook. Who Says You Can't Have It All?

I Spent A Year In A 12-step Program, Really Committed, Because I Could Not Believe What Had Happened - That I Might Have Killed Myself.

Believe Me, I Didn't Think There Was Some Princely Family I Belonged To.

I Used To Want To Gamble, Too, Until I Was 20 And Could Actually Go To A Casino. Then I Wasn't So Crazy About The Attitude.

I Don't Want To Be A Victim.