I Was Born In Sherman Oaks, California.

If I Programmed My Own Tv Network, It Would Air Good News! Just Positive Stories. Heroic Stories. Cute Puppy Dogs Doin' Stuff.

I Am Trying To Think Of The Last Time That I Just Said, 'what The Hell!' And Did Something Crazy.

When Your Parents Split Up, It's Impossible To Delude Yourself About Fairytale Romance And Happy Endings.

The Tabloids, Instead Of Being About Alien Babies And Stuff, It's My Triplets, Quadruplets, Marriages, Feuds.

Do I Have My Days When I've Thrown A Little Pity Party For Myself? Absolutely.