I Was Born Dead. Yeah, The Umbilical

There Was A Reason My First Substantial Role After Rehab Was To Play A Maniac Whose Personal Story Ended Badly. I Knew What It Was Like To Go Those Dark Places. I Played A Guy Who Died As A Result Of His Abuse.

We're Going To Shoot One Polaroid Per Show. I'm Going To Sign This Before It Even Develops Because I Know That Once It Develops With My Signature On It, It's Worth A Fortune. I'll Make This A Work Of Magic Warlock Art.

It Ain't A Party Til Something Gets Broken.

For Now, I'm Just Going To Hang Out With These Two Smoking Hotties And Fly Privately Around The World. It Might Be Lonely Up Here, But I Sure Like The View.

I Still Don't Have All The Answers. I'm More Interested In What I Can Do Next Than What I Did Last.