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I Grew Up In An Era When Strange Adults Would Grab Me On The Street And Say: 'don't Do That.' You Never See That These Days. 'hi, We Took The Liberty Of Spanking Your Son.' Oh Thanks, My Hand Was Getting Worn.

I Learned About Sex The Hard Way... From Books.

The Nicest Present I Ever Got Was An Exploding Suppository.

I Ran Five Miles Today. Then, Finally, I Said, 'here, Lady...take Your Purse.'

Some Mornings, It's Just Not Worth Chewing Through The Leather Straps.