I Once Had A Large Gay Following,

Santa Fe Is Fun To Visit, But Property There Will Cost You An Arm And A Dillo.

If You Can Make Just One Person Laugh, Then You Are Already Doing Better Than Tony Danza.

I Think My Ex-girlfriend Has Weekly Lessons With The Devil On How To Be More Evil. I Don't Know What She Charges Him.

I Like To Play Chess With Bald Men In The Park Although It's Hard To Find 32 Of Them.

If An Asteroid Is Coming Toward You, You Don't Have To Blow It Up. You Just Have To Slow It Down Long Enough For Our Country To Rotate Out Of The Way.