I Was An Uncommonly Unattractive Young Man.

Making A Film Means, First Of All, To Tell A Story. That Story Can Be An Improbable One, But It Should Never Be Banal. It Must Be Dramatic And Human. What Is Drama, After All, But Life With The Dull Bits Cut Out?

Fear Isn't So Difficult To Understand. After All, Weren't We All Frightened As Children? Nothing Has Changed Since Little Red Riding Hood Faced The Big Bad Wolf. What Frightens Us Today Is Exactly The Same Sort Of Thing That Frightened Us Yesterday. It's Just A Different Wolf. This Fright Complex Is Rooted In Every Individual.

Everything's Perverted In A Different Way.

There Is Nothing To Winning, Really. That Is, If You Happen To Be Blessed With A Keen Eye, An Agile Mind, And No Scruples Whatsoever.

The Length Of A Film Should Be Directly Related To The Endurance Of The Human Bladder.