I Was Actually Very Ugly. I Was

Church Is Great, But I Found My Church Here. Hugh Hefner Has Been Nothing But A Gentleman.

My Dad Used To Flush My Mother's Head Down The Toilet. I Was So Screwed Up.

Jim Bakker Came Along. He Said, Jessica Hahn, Listen. You're A Virgin. As God As My Witness. He Said, We Need A Girl That We Can Trust.

Once My Mom Passed Away, I Have Nobody To Answer To. It's Great.

Howard Stern Was The Only One That Was Able To Get Through To Me.