I Was A Mother's Boy.

Women Were Afraid Of Me, They Were Scared To Death. But I Always Say Be Yourself, If You're Funny Then Let Your Sense Of Humor Go There. I Mean There's No Sense Hiding What You Feel.

Well, I Call Myself An Actor. I Always Wanted To Be One.

When I'm Onstage, I'm Acting.

Eddie Fisher Married To Elizabeth Taylor Is Like Me Trying To Wash The Empire State Building With A Bar Of Soap.

My Whole Act Is Off The Top Of My Head.