You Know What's Funny To Me? Attitude.

Show Business Is My Life. When I Was A Kid I Sold Insurance, But Nobody Laughed.

When You Enter A Room, You Have To Kiss His Ring. I Don't Mind, But He Has It In His Back Pocket.

I Always Enjoy Being Full Of Fun, But I Have My Serious Moments. Some Women Go For The Studious Kind Of Guy, I Certainly Was Not That. If A Girl Is Looking For Somebody Different And Maybe A Little More Exciting For Themselves - Someone More On The Fun Side, I Would Suggest That They Look For A Type Like Don Rickles.

When You Stand Alone And Sell Yourself, You Can't Please Everyone. But When You're Different, You Can Last.

I Don't Get Into Politics. I Know [donald] Trump, But I Don't Follow That. That's Just An Aside For Him When He Has Nothing Else To Say. He Never Involved Me In Any Of That Stuff.