You Know What's Funny To Me? Attitude.

I've Never Had A Writer, And I'm Proud Of That. Everything I've Per­formed Has Been From My Own Head.

Italians Are Fantastic People, Really. They Can Work You Over In An Alley While Singing An Opera.

Some People Say Funny Things - But I Say Things Funny.

Who Am I To Judge Is What I Say. I'm 90 Years Old, For Crying Out Loud, And I Don't Sit In Any Chariot.

Show Business Is My Life. When I Was A Kid I Sold Insurance, But Nobody Laughed.