I Was A Huge 'star Trek' Fan.

I'm Not A Fatalist. I'm Not A Religious Person. I'm Sure There Are Close Calls That We're Not Even Aware Of Hundreds Of Times A Year. You Cross The Street, And If You'd Crossed The Street Two Minutes Later, You'd Have Been Hit By A Car, But You'd Never Know It. I'm Sure That Kind Of Stuff Happens All The Time.

Sarah Palin Is Very Pro-life Of Course, Unless The Life Is That Of An Iraqi Civilian Or A Wolf Running Frantically From A Roaring Helicopter While Being Strafed With Ribbons Of Automatic Weapons Fire.

Denzel Washington Has A Great Sense Of Humor. He Did All Those 'nutty Professor' Movies.

The Only Reason We Die, Is Because We Accept Death As An Inevitability.

Nobody Sets Out To Offend Or Shock For The Sake Of Shocking. You Set Out To Get Laughs.