I Cannot Tell Good Art From Bad

You Would Not Want Me On Your Football Team.

If Something Sticks Around Long Enough That It Makes It To Seasonal D.v.d. Release, I'll Watch It. That's How I Watched 'the Sopranos'.

I'm The Guy In The Crowd Making Fun Of The Hero's Shirt.

I'm One Of The Few People In Hollywood Who Actually Had A Good Childhood.

Adults Acting Like Children And Children Acting Like Adults Is Generally A Pretty Reliable Comic Device.