Every Year, The Friday Before The New

I'm Not A Fatalist. I'm Not A Religious Person. I'm Sure There Are Close Calls That We're Not Even Aware Of Hundreds Of Times A Year. You Cross The Street, And If You'd Crossed The Street Two Minutes Later, You'd Have Been Hit By A Car, But You'd Never Know It. I'm Sure That Kind Of Stuff Happens All The Time.

I Distrust All Television Doctors.

You Would Not Want Me On Your Football Team.

You Gotta Keep The Funny Intact.

Every Year, The Friday Before The New Saturday-morning Shows Would Premiere, The Networks Would Do This Big Preview Special, And I Was Always Glued To The Tv. As Horrible As They Were, They Were Entertaining At The Time. There Was A Lot Of Showmanship From The Networks Based Around The New Lineup.