I Was A Finalist For The Pulitzer

At Least 3% Of The Signers Of The Constitution Must Have Been Gay, Since That's The Low Estimate For Any Population Sample. It Was Probably Higher, Given That They Were A Pretty Talented Bunch And Wore Wigs.

The Fact Is ... That When Totalitarian Nations Like China And Saudi Arabia Play Ball With U.s. Business Interests, We Like Them Just Fine. But When Venezuela's Freely Elected President Threatens Powerful Corporate Interests, The Bush Administration Treats Him As An Enemy.

When Howard Dean Started Saying Some Honest Things, They Hung Him.

Richard Nixon Even Before Becoming President, Before Meeting Henry Kissinger, He Said, "this Is Ridiculous. Communism Is Nationalist. The Chinese And Russian And Yugoslav And Cuban And - None Of These Communists Get Along, And The Koreans And The Vietnamese, And We Can Do Business With Them." And Then He Opened Up To China, And That's When The Cold War Started.

We Think The Republicans Are The Ones Who Started This Fundamentalist Religion Claptrap, You Know? It Was Jimmy Carter. He's The One Who Talked About, You Know, "i'm A Born-again Christian. I Pray All The Time. I Do This," Etc.