I Was A Child Actor In Radio,

To Be Hungry Must Be Awful.

The Only Honest Reaction And True Loyalty We Get Is From Our Animals. Once They're Your Friends, You Can Do No Wrong.

I've Probably Had More Jobs Than Any Other Actor Living.

I Was In 27 Broadway Plays, And Three Of Them Got The Pulitzer Prize.

I Was A Child Actor In Radio, And There's Not Many Of Us Left.