I Wanted To Write About How People's

I Feel Sorry For Many Politicians We Expect Them To Be Completely Consistent And Moralised When We're Not.

I Have A Lot Of Nice Italian Winter Clothes That Make Me Look Like A Sophisticated Lebanese Professor, So My Friend Robert And I Go Around Pretending To Be Experts In Arabic Politics. It Doesn't Work In The Summer Though. I Don't Have The Right Clothes.

I Like The South Of Spain, Notably For The Moorish Influence And The Weather.

Everyone I Used To Work With Is Still Alive And Can Afford Expensive Lawyers.

If You Travel To The States... They Have A Lot Of Different Words Than Like What We Use. For Instance: They Say 'elevator', We Say 'lift'; They Say 'drapes', We Say 'curtains'; They Say 'president', We Say 'seriously Deranged Git.'