I Wanted To Throw My Glass At

He Who Has The Fastest Golf Cart Never Has A Bad Lie.

He Foresaw The Platooning That Managers Like Casey Stengel Used Years Before It Happened. He Told Me I Had To Be A Switch-hitter If I Was Going To Play.

Hitting The Ball Was Easy. Running Around The Bases Was The Tough Part.

I Wanted To Throw My Glass At The Tv.

The Greatest Thing I Ever Saw Was Roger Maris Breaking Babe Ruth's Record.