I Wanted To Have Money; I Wanted

I've Moved About 10 Times Over The Past 15 Years. I Don't Move For The Sole Purpose Of Getting Rid Of Stuff. I'm Not Crazy. I Also Move So That I Never Have To Wash Any Windows.

I Think They Should Have A Barbie With A Buzz Cut.

What Goes Up Must Come Down, Which Is Why I Don't Wear Tube Tops.

People Always Ask Me, 'were You Funny As A Child?' Well, No, I Was An Accountant.

The Only Thing That Scares Me More Than Space Aliens Is The Idea That There Aren't Any Space Aliens. We Can't Be The Best That Creation Has To Offer. I Pray We're Not All There Is. If So, We're In Big Trouble.