I Want To Be Your Stranger Across

I Wrote A Million Words In The First Year, And I Could Never Have Done That Outside Of Prison.

I Put £150,000 Into The Stage Production Of Grease And Have Got Back £1.5 Million So Far. It Has Been A Fantastic Success.

At The End Of My Trial, I Was Rather Hoping The Judge Would Send Me To Australia For The Rest Of My Life.

If You Make A Deal With A Fool, Don't Be Surprised When They Act Foolishly.

I Want To Be Your Stranger Across A Crowded Room.