I Want To Be Buried In A

Old Age' Is Always Ten Years More Than We Are.

I Have So Little Sex Appeal That My Gynecologist Calls Me "sir."

Just Remember: Surviving Is The Best Revenge, No Matter What The Disaster Has Been.

In Life The Only Thing That You Can Expect Is The Unexpected; The Only Surprise Is A Day That Has None.

If You Can't Make Fun Of Yourself, You Don't Have Any Right To Make Fun Of Others