I Want To Be An Artist, Not...

You Never Know What Life Is Like, Until You Have Lived It.

I Used To Get The Feeling, And Sometimes I Still Get It, That I Was Fooling Somebody - I Don't Know Who Or What - Maybe Myself. I Have Feelings Some Days Where There Are Scenes With A Lot Of Responsibility, And I'll Wish, 'gee, If Only I Had Been A Cleaning Woman.'

Of Course, It Does Depend On The People, But Sometimes I'm Invited Places To Kind Of Brighten Up A Dinner Table Like A Musician Who'll Play The Piano After Dinner, And I Know You're Not Really Invited For Yourself. You're Just An Ornament.

I Wanted To Ask A Thousand Questions, But There Was No One To Ask. Besides I Knew That People Only Told Lies To Children-lies About Everything From Soup To Santa Claus.

I Love To Do The Things The Censors Won't Pass.