I Want To Be Adopted By The

Peoples Attitudes About Sex Arent Healthy Anywhere, Except Maybe In Those Tribes Where They Go Around Naked.

Why Did I Spend All These Years Playing Boring Europeans? I Was Made For Action Movies.

I Have Nothing In My Life Besides My Work. I Am Obsessed With It. I Leave My House Only When I'm Forced To.

I Want To Be Adopted By The French. I Want To Go To Live In Paris.

Italy To Me Is Like The Mean Mother. Whatever I Do, It's Never Good Enough. People Say I'm The Queen Of Cannes, But In Italy I Get Turned Down For Work.