I Want A Horse And Plough, Chickens

Trust Your Instincts. If You Have No Instincts, Trust Your Impulses.

If He (peter O'toole) Had Been Any Prettier It Would Have Been Florence Of Arabia.

Christmas Is At Our Throats Again.

In The First Act, You Get The Audience's Attention - Once You Have It, They Will Repay You In The Second. Play Through The Laughs If You Have To. It Will Only Make The Audience Believe There Are So Many Of Them That They Missed A Few.

It Is Discouraging How Many People Are Shocked By Honesty And How Few By Deceit.