Acting Is Not A State Of Being

Never Trust A Man With Short Legs. His Brains Are Too Near His Bottom.

Star Quality: I Don't Know What It Is, But I've Got It.

How Was Your Flight? Well, Aeronautically It Was A Great Success. Socially, It Left Quite A Bit To Be Desired.

If You Must Have Motivation, Think Of Your Paycheck On Friday.

Exercise Is The Most Awful Illusion. The Secret Is A Lot Of Aspirin And Marrons Glaces.