I Wanna Put Stickers On Turtles... I

I Went Whale Watching Once. It Was Very Similar To Watching People On A Boat Become Disappointed.

The Best Way To Make Somebody Feel Important Is To Try To Assassinate Them.

It's Not The Size Of The Dog In The Fight, It's The Size Of The Dog's Owner - And The Distance You Are From Your Car.

You Never Forget Your First Kiss. And That's What Makes It So Hard To Forgive My Uncle.

But What I Was Going To Say Was, I Just Figured I'm Going To Go Boldly In The Direction Of My Dreams, Say It As Thoreau Would Say, And Just See Where It Takes Me.