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I'm Not A Person Who Embraces Challenges. I Run From Challenges. I Break World Records Running From Challenges.

I Think That For The Most Part, When I Started Doing Comedy, It Had Become Very Commercialized.

Even Back Then, I Exuded Self-confidence, And That Drives Women Crazy.

Well, As You Know, I'm Really Only Happy When I'm On Stage.

I Defy Anyone To Produce Any Evidence That The Word 'happy' Has Ever Crossed My Lips. I Am Not Now, Nor Have I Ever Been, 'happy.'