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God Punishes Us Mildly By Ignoring Our Prayers And Severely By Answering Them.

People Who Are Brutally Honest Get More Satisfaction Out Of The Brutality Than Out Of The Honesty.

When People Are Against Profits They're Against Business; When They're Against Business, They're Against Employment; When They're Against Employment, It's Not Surprising That A Large Number Of Them Are Unemployed.

Power Is A Drug On Which The Politicians Are Hooked. They Buy It From The Voters, Using The Voters' Own Money.

When A Man Tells Me He's Run Out Of Steam In The Sex Department, I'll Tell Him, 'count Your Blessings; You've Escaped From The Clutches Of A Cruel Tyrant. Enjoy!