I Used To Be Irish Catholic. Now

It's Legal For Men To Be Floorwalkers And Illegal For Women To Be Streetwalkers.

You Know, If A Drug Has Anything Going For It At All, It Should Be Self-limiting. It Should Tell You When You've Had Enough. Acid And Peyote Were That Way For Me.

Don't Sweat The Petty Things And Don't Pet The Sweaty Things.

Give A Man A Fish And He Will Eat For A Day. Teach Him How To Fish, And He Will Sit In A Boat And Drink Beer All Day.

There Are Nights When The Wolves Are Silent And Only The Moon Howls.