I Used To Be A Wicked Disco

Have Nothing To Do With Coaches. In Fact, If You Should See One Coming, Go And Hide Behind The Pavilion Until He Goes Away.

You Know What's Really Frightening? You (jon Stewart) Actually Have An Influence On This Presidential Election. That Is Scary, But It's True. You've Got Stoned Slackers Watching Your Dopey Show Every Night And They Can Vote.

Tide Comes In, Tide Goes Out, You Can't Explain It!

Folks Know That While I Respect Barack Obama And Do Not Cheap-shot The President, I Am Very Skeptical Of His Big Government, Nanny-state Philosophy.

The Clintons Opposed Gay Marriage. They Did Don't Ask, Don't Tell. They Did The Defense Of Marriage Act.