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You Know, When Sharpton And I Walked In, It Was, Like, Big Commotion And Everything, But Everybody Was Very Nice. And I Couldn't Get Over The Fact That There Was No Difference Between Sylvia's Restaurant And Any Other Restaurant In New York City. I Mean, It Was - It Was Exactly The Same, Even Though It's Run By Blacks, Primarily Black Patronship.

If You're Gay, You're Gay. It's My Dennis Miller Theory Of Homosexuality Shot Through The Movie "boy And The Dolphin." If You're A 12-year-old Boy And You're Watching The Movie "boy And A Dolphin" And A 27-year-old Sofia Loren Crawls Up Out Of The Aegean Sea After Sponge Diving, She's Standing There In The Deck Of The Boat In A See-through Gauze Top, Rivulets Of Water Dripping Off Her Torso Onto The Deck Of The Boat. If You're A 12-year-old Boy And You're Watching That And You Still Want To Make It With The Captain Of The Boat, You're Gay. You Can't Fight That. So It Is What It Is.

I Don't Need The Approval Of The Press, But I Just Wish They'd Stop The Viciousness....i Never Felt Sorry For People Like Lindsay Lohan In My Life. I Thought They Were Dopey Little Movie Stars. Now I Feel Sorry For Those People.

Stand Up, Be Counted. We Have The Numbers.

In The "personal Story" Segment Tonight, The State Of Oregon Is Extremely Liberal In Its State Government And Judicial System.that State Has Lenient Drug Laws, Including Wide Access To Medical Marijuana.