I Understand What Rappers Are Talking About.

I Think Marriage And Athletes Is A Bad Combination.

They Say Elvis Is Dead. I Say, No, You're Looking At Him. Elvis Isn't Dead; He Just Changed Color.

Is Sending The Harlem Globetrotters And Dennis Rodman To The Dprk Strange? In A Word, Yes.

When They Gave Me That Trophy, Bro, I Cried.

Why It's Been Left To Me To Smooth Things Over, I Don't Know. Dennis Rodman, Of All People. Keeping Us Safe Is Really Not My Job; It's The Black Guy's [obama's] Job. But I'll Tell You This: If I Don't Finish In The Top Three For The Next Nobel Peace Prize, Something's Seriously Wrong.