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Some People Have A Fear Of Rejecting All The Security That Comes With Family, Church And State. They Become Fundamentalists.

The First Comedy Screenplay That I Wrote Was Animal House And I Always Thought I Could And Should Be A Director But No One Was About To Give Me That Opportunity On Animal House.

I'm Sure That The Liability For Doing A Tracheotomy Would Be Tremendous. You Make One Mistake, And It's Over. Most Doctors Won't Even Do It.

Most Comedies Are Calculated. They Tend To Pander. They're Not About Anything Important.

Stand-up Is Every Man For Himself; You Learn From Hanging Out At These Clubs And Watching Other Guys, And Then Trying Not To Be Like Them.